My First Blog

What the internet really, truly needs right now is another blogger. I am the very cove who can fulfill that need. All I need to do is get me some goggles, a red cape and a hot air balloon (?).

Up until very recently, I was under the mistaken impression that Blogs are glorified personal diaries kept by losers and emo kids. As it turns out, this is only true of most blogs. As for my blog, it will fit into the loser category (death to emo kids!).

My raison du blogging, if you'll pardon my French and my pretentiousness, is that I like to write stupid junk about things. I have written a few pieces for my ultimate team, Captain Drinking Binge, and I also post too much random stuff on the forum there. I get a kick out of reading things I've written in the past, so I thought I might as well archive them for more efficient narcissism. Hence, this blog.

So this blog isn't really for your benefit at all, dear reader. My ego is just that big. It's a blog for me, by me! But just in case you are a genuine reader and are confused by my ramblings, let me say that a lot of the posts here will probably mention stuff like the fact that I am a computer nerd, I live in Barcelona, I'm a translator, I play ultimate, I'm Irish (and have a love/hate relationship with the country), etc.

And that is my introduction. Coming up next: a genuine post!